You Devilish Bastard is a light, crisp and incredibly fresh beard oil.
Lemongrass is in center stage flanked by Vetiver and Cypress with base notes of West Indian and Australian Sandalwood.
Made with cold pressed Hemp seed, Argan, Almond and Jojoba oils this all natural beard oil will leave your skin and hair looking, feeling and smelling -f*cking amazing.
| Dimensions | 3×3×6cm |
| Size | 10ml, 20ml |
| Weight | 0.15kg |
Explore the Essence
A Diabolically Charismatic union of Lemongrass, Cypress with sinister Sandalwood Undertones.
What does You Devilish Bastard Smell like?
The easy answer would be to say “it smells like lemon grass and sandal wood” then knock off for an early lunch.
But we both know I’m better than that.
You’re first hit with a fresh kick of lemon grass – it’s bright, it’s fresh it’s clean (so fresh AND so clean even).
Once you’ve got that one Outkast song out of your head you’ll be rewarded with lingering midtones of Rosewood, Cypress and Rose Geranium.
These are followed with deep earthy base notes of Hemp Seed, Sandalwood and Vetiver
What’s Vetiver you may ask?
It’s an ancient species of grass used as a natural fragrance that dates as far back as the Babylonian Empire in 1750B.C)
– If it’s good enough for Sargon the first of Assyria it’s got to be good doesn’t it?
What does wearing You Devilish Bastard Beard Oil Feel like?
It feels like putting on a perfectly tailored tuxedo, you’re fresh out of the barber and looking so sharp you could cut yourself (and not in a 2004 black parade kind of way).
You’ve got flawlessly polished shoes, a fresh fade and no everyone is falling over to get out of your way.
You’ve got all the class and sophistication of Sean Connery 007 movie – with twice the sex appeal.
Here comes the lawn mower (stay with me) – it starts first time – it’s intimidated by JUST HOW FUCKING GOOD YOU LOOK.
– the faint smell of 2 stroke fills the air -cut grass comes next and then you proceed with the mow.
You approach the grass under the lemon tree- NRRRROOooooWWWWW!!!! goes the lawn mower as it plays 10,000 games of fruit ninja on one unsuspecting lemon.
The air is filled with the smell of fresh lemons, two stroke and sandalwood (don’t ask me how the sandalwood got in there).
Not a single blade of grass is on your flawless Tux – they were too scared of your Devilish good looks and unbelievable dress sense.
THAT is what wearing this oil feels like.
Oh… you meant what does the texture feel like…
You Devilish Bastard – is specifically designed to be light easy to use and non-greasy. It’s easily absorbed by your skin and hair and it’s ultra moisturizing with Jojoba, Hemp and Argan oils for both your skin and beard.
What does it do?
What others have said
My with says: “it smells like lemon candy” – I don’t know what lemon candy is because I didn’t grow up in Holland like a windmill riding, tulip pedaling dyke diver.
Who’s it for?
If you’re my brother, then this oil is for you – he bloody loves the stuff – personally, it’s not my first choice.
If you love citrus flavours and scents – this is your oil. If you love deep woody smells you will likely find your match here – if you think… hrm I like earthy and woody but not huge on lemon grass then I suggest my other woody beard oil :The Mellow Mage
If you value an all natural, New Zealand made product with no parabens, fragrance oils, preservatives, fillers or petrochemicals – then this is your beard oil.
If you are an enlightened soul that understands your skin and hair absorb everything that you put on them and want to minimize your exposure to chemicals and solvents I guarantee that my “You Devilish Bastard” Beard Oil is made of cold pressed carrier oils (Jojoba, Argan, Almond and Hemp Seed) and pure therapeutic grade essential oils (to ensure the highest possible quality and best results for your skin, hair, body and soul.)
If you are the exact opposite of a sensitive hippie and you’re a sweaty hairy bogan with half a durrie hanging out of his mouth that wants to smell better than all his mates at the Metallica and Megadeth covers band gig then to you my hairy billy-mav swilling friend: welcome to the brother hood.
If you’re unsure of which fragrance is for you or your loved one then I suggest ordering yourself a sampler pack.
