Beard Oil The Axeman

Dedicated to Hamilton’s very own Paul Martin from the Axe Attack, Devilskin and World War 4.

Smell notes: A bold yet balanced aroma of neroli, gardenia, and rose geranium layered with grounding notes of sandalwood and vetiver, exuding a clean, masculine edge with a touch of floral sophistication.

An extra wacky oil for extra tough guys that ride motorcycles but want to smell like flowers.

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  • Free shipping in NZ for orders above $100.
  • Hassle-free returns within 30 days.
  • Reliable quality with a two-year assurance.
  • Wax-sealed for freshness and style.
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Size 10ml, 20ml

Explore the Essence

Floral and Sweet but into Blast Beats.

What does the Axeman Smell like?

When you first put this on you’ll be overwhelmed with a blast of floral tones: Gardenia, Petitgrain, neroli and jasmine – these quickly mellow out leaving you with musky base notes of black pepper, cedar and sandalwood.

What does wearing the Axeman Beard Oil Feel like?

Imagine you were a great warrior, flowing long hair, with your axe in hand climbing through the foothills of a long forgotten Fjord.

You are surrounded by scantily clad maidens all looking at you in anticipation.

You find your way to the top of a giant rock in front of your new audience.

The wind picks up dramatically bringing with it the scent of wild flowers and the nearby forest.

You ready your axe, take a deep breath and shred the most face melting guitar solo the world has ever heard.

The maidens swoon in unison!

The wild flowers of the meadow burst petals in jubilation.

The wind grows and surrounds you in a whirlwind of petals, maiden musk and raw, unbridled masculinity.

The whirlwind raises you to the clouds where all can see you from on high.

The flowers, the forests and the mountains all sing praises to your name.

THAT is what wearing the Axeman feels like.

Oh… you meant what does the texture feel like…

The Axeman Beard Oil – is specifically designed to be light easily absorbed by your skin and hair, it’s non-greasy and moisturizing for both your skin and beard.

What does it do?

  • It will leave you with a softer beard
  • Your beard will be noticeably tidier and smoother
  • Most users notice a drop in itchy skin and a drop in ‘beard-druff’
  • Gives it a subtle but iconic shine
  • Adds +4 to Charisma
  • Increases likelyhood of getting laid by 47.89%

What others have said

“I put the axeman on whenever my missus is mad at me, she doesn’t stay mad for long”
Zak – Hawkes bay

“my wife’s friends smelt it on me and said I smelt like a man who’s has his shit together.”
Dave – Auckland

Who’s it for?

If you like to stand out from the crowd, are confident in your masculinity and don’t give a flying fuck if other people think you smell like pretty flowers then this is your oil.

This beard oil blend is not for everyone – those that love it adore it and won’t have anything else. To others it smells like soap, talcum powder or what your nana’s bedroom smells like.

If you value an all natural, New Zealand made product with no parabens, fragrance oils, preservatives, fillers or petrochemicals – then this is your beard oil.

If you are an enlightened soul that understands your skin and hair absorb everything that you put on them and want to minimize your exposure to chemicals and solvents I guarantee that my Axe Man Beard Oil is made of cold pressed carrier oils (Almond, Hemp seed and Hazelnut) and pure therapeutic grade essential oils (except the vanilla essential oil – we can only source cosmetic grade) to ensure the highest possible quality and best results for your skin, hair, body and soul.

If you are the exact opposite of a sensitive hippie and you’re a sweaty hairy bogan with half a durrie hanging out of his mouth that wants to smell better than all his mates at the Metallica and Megadeth covers band gig then to you my hairy billy-mav swilling friend: welcome to the brother hood.

If you’re unsure of which fragrance is for you or your loved one then I suggest ordering yourself a sampler pack.