A perfect product for precisely pointing the hairy protrusions that propagate below your prosboscis.
Meaning: It’s good for making your moustache all pointy and dangerous looking.
It’s a really bloody hard moustache wax, what do you want me to say?
If you want to make your moustache pointy and crazy looking to impress your friends and ladies on the street then this is the stuff for you.
Seriously, if this is your first time with moustache wax, I recommend the gentler, more beginner friendly soft style
Who’s it for?
Honestly, it’s for masochistic people that want to look awesome – being perfectly frank: most can get away with using the soft style most days unless you’re after something really extreme.
Mad cunts like the man Chili Gaz – a man who reviews Chili Sauces and works in a f*&cking stainless steel foundry – WITH A CURLED MOUSTACHE
Now old mate Chilli Gaz – who I call GFP- sent me a DM in 2022 frothing uncontrollably about how good my mowax was.
“Damn it, I hadn’t sold any in months and had decided to stop making it”
GFP single-handedly pulled my top secret moustache wax recipe from the depths of my forgotten recipe book and he and I back and forthed batch upon batch of mowax until we landed on two recipes: The Mad Arab Industries Hardstyle Moustache Wax (featuring GFP’s spicy face on the label) and the Softstyle Moustache Wax.
Gaz did a number of write ups and this is what he had to say about the final hardstyle wax:
I used this yesterday morning. A very firm wax, hurts like fuck to apply, that’s how I knew it was gonna be good haha. Didn’t need very much and it combed through nicely once I initially dragged it through. Only needed a tiny bit more for my curls which are longer than I’ve ever had going. The curls held shape well, and to put it to the ultimate test, it was 33° here yesterday so me and the kids spent the day at the beach on the body boards.
Several wipe outs and near drownings later, the shape was actually still on ok, albeit scruffy condition to my surprise. It really went through the wars.
In my opinion this will be a great “going out wax” no worries about shape holding over time, no need to keep checking as it can handle a bit of rough and tumble.
Being such a firm wax ya wouldn’t want it as a daily use wax, definitely lost a few hairs applying it lol.
There you have it, I don’t need to say anymore than that – Approved by GFP and Nicholas S. and Theo R. (both previous winners of the NZ Beard and Moustache champs)