What does wearing The Berrista feel like?
It feel like making a statement: I am a manly man with a giant beard but I also smell deliciously of strawberries.
Hang around me long enough and the overtones of berry will subdue and leave with with the deep, rich truly masculine scent of roast black coffee.
It feels like you’re a kid in a candy store – and the candy store is your face – but you’re a man now and you do manly shit like drink coffee and worry about the economy.
Oh… you meant what does the texture feel like…
The Berrista is specifically designed to be light easily absorbed by your skin and hair, non-greasy and moisturizing for both skin and beard.
What does it smell like?
It smells like strawberry bubble gum with a complex kick at the back – that then shifts and smells like earthy coffee.
Others have said “it smells like an inconsiderate douche bag with a vape”
Still others say “It smells so delicious I want to eat myself”
What does it do?
- It will leave you with a softer beard
- Your beard will be noticeably tidier and smoother
- Most users notice a drop in itchy skin and a drop in ‘beard-druff’
- Gives it a subtle but iconic shine
- Adds +5 to agility
- Increases likelyhood of getting laid by 47.89%
Who’s it for?
If you or your partner love sweet, powerful aromas- strawberry does take the spotlight, with hints of vanilla and base notes of black coffee then this is your beard oil- if that ain’t you then I suggest you check out Devilish Bastard, the Axeman or one of my other oils.
If you are the exact opposite of a sensitive hippie and you’re a sweaty hairy bogan with half a durrie hanging out of his mouth that wants to smell better than all his mates at the Burnouts then to you my hairy bogan, welcome to the brother hood.
If you’re unsure of which fragrance is for you or your loved one then I suggest ordering yourself a sampler pack.