What does wearing Mellow Mage feel like?
It feels like reading an old tome in a forgotten library while sipping a cup of herbal tea or tending to a garden in your magicians cottage in the forest.
Its a pleasant, relaxed but deliberate contemplation of one’s place in the world.
Oh… you meant what does the texture feel like…
Mellow Mage Beard Oil – is specifically designed to be light easily absorbed by your skin and hair, non-greasy and moisturizing for both skin and beard.
I still don’t understand…
What does it smell like??
A 30 something year old hippy lady with dreadlocks once described it to me as “this is the smell of a forest after it’s been raining”
There’s a faint freshness to this beard oil but it’s a very mellow – hence the name –
It has a woody depth with overtones of frankincense and clary sage – there’s no other way of describing it: it’s very “magic-ee”- as weird as it sounds, it’s what I like to wear if I’m doing something creative – like writing or playing guitar.
There really is a zen hippy vibe to this oil but it’s a background lingering quality not an in your face blast of freshly burning nag champa.
This is the hardest beard oil I make to describe – when people smell it, they tell me ‘it smells like lavender’ – Now, I’ve been making this beard oil for 10 years and I swear on ZZ Top’s beards that it has no lavender in it.
But it does have a calm, focusing effect – like meditation for your beard.
What does it do?
- It will leave you with a softer beard
- Your beard will be noticeably tidier and smoother
- Most users notice a drop in itchy skin and a drop in ‘beard-druff’
- Gives it a subtle but iconic shine
- Adds +2 to Charisma
- Adds +6 to Wisdom
- Increases likelyhood of defeating the Balrog by 47.89%
Who’s it for?
The Mellow Mage is for deep, creative thinkers that like complex fragrances. If the thought of walking through a forest with a wizard sounds like your kind of Saturday morning, then this is your oil.
If you value an all natural, New Zealand made product with no parabens, fragrance oils, preservatives, fillers or petrochemicals – then this is your beard oil.
If you are an enlightened soul that understands your skin and hair absorb everything that you put on them and want to minimize your exposure to chemicals and solvents I guarantee that my Mellow Mage Beard oil is made of cold pressed carrier oils (Almond and Hazelnut) and pure therapeutic grade essential oils to ensure the highest possible purity and best results for your skin, hair, body and soul.
If you’re after something more fresh and in your face then I suggest ‘You Devilish Bastard’ and if you want something sweeter, try the Berrista or the Original Sheikh
If you’re unsure of which fragrance is for you or your loved one then I suggest ordering yourself a sampler pack.
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