Beard Honey Beard Balm

$30.00

A light and delicious balm to tame flyaways and leave your beard and hair soft, shiny and smelling fucking amazing.

My Beard Honey provides a light hold a natural matte look and scrumptious smell of beeswax, vanilla and cedar with floral top notes.

I am yet to meet anyone who hasn’t loved my beard honey’s fragrance.

13 in stock

  • Free shipping in NZ for orders above $100.
  • Hassle-free returns within 30 days.
  • Reliable quality with a two-year assurance.
  • Wax-sealed for freshness and style.
  • We’re here for your beard-related queries.
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Explore the Essence

Fresh sawn cedar with vanilla and coconut swarmed by beeswax with a faint lift of wild flowers.

What does wearing Beard Honey Feel like?

It feels like being 100% Lickable -yes lickable

Ladies especially will catch a wiff of your bodacious bouquet and think “damn, that is one highly lickable man”

I am not kidding, my girl at the time when I made the first batch copped a sniff and said “I want to lick you”

It smells like a fresh vanilla honey cake, whipped out of the oven that’s been placed on a freshly swan log of cedar to cool.

No, seriously.

Oh… you meant what does the texture feel like…

It’s heavier than an oil but doesn’t feel like a wax, it has a natural matte texture and appearance – particularly good for stray flyaways or a beard that likes to curl out at the ends.

Beard Honey Beard Balm – is specifically designed to be light easily absorbed by your hair, it’s non-greasy and moisturizing for your beard and keeps it tame

I haven’t really made many other balms over the years because this one is perfect.

What does it do?

  • It will leave you with a softer beard
  • Your beard will be noticeably tidier and smoother
  • Adds +4 to appearance
  • Adds +4 to Charisma
  • Increases likelyhood of getting laid by 69.69%

Who’s it for?

If you or your partner loves sweet, delicious fragrance and wants to tame his beard or goatee then this is a great place to start. It’s for people that want a gentle hold without feeling like their beard is caked up with wax.

If you value an all natural, New Zealand made product with no parabens, fragrance oils, preservatives, fillers or petrochemicals – then this is your beard balm.

If you are an enlightened soul that understands your skin and hair absorb everything that you put on them and want to minimize your exposure to chemicals and solvents I guarantee that my Beard Honey is made of New Zealand Beeswax, Fair trade cold pressed coconut oil, cold pressed organic argan and jojoba oil, NZ sourced Hazelnut oil and pure therapeutic grade essential oils (except the vanilla essential oil – we can only source cosmetic grade) to ensure the highest possible purity and best results for your skin, hair, body and soul.

If you are the exact opposite of a sensitive hippie and you’re a sweaty hairy bogan with half a durrie hanging out of his mouth that wants to smell better than all his mates at the Burnouts then to you my hairy bogan, welcome to the brother hood.

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